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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:18
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
No way
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts